making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
fall is almost here guys
I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.
Nikolai Lutohin. Illustrations for Galaksija Magazine. 1970s.
so my dad’s car broke down for the third time this month, and the mechanics at jiffy lube said “we’re sorry this happened again” and apparently handed him a banana as some sort of consolation
"i paid two hundred fifty dollar for "sorry" and a banana" - my dad
"do you want this? i don’t want this banana" - my dad
THAT’S ONLY 5 BUT YOU’RE STILL CUTE
i fucked up
got tagged in six selfies thing by kainypoo <:
idk how many people you’re supposed to tag, i’ll just do 4
A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.
BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES
you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site
YOU HEARD ME