razz's blog

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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"are you eating alright?" my mom asks me through text as I’m walking to a McDonalds

zeoiakuesk:

fall is almost here guys

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I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.

magictransistor:

Nikolai Lutohin. Illustrations for Galaksija Magazine. 1970s.

slamuraishaq:

so my dad’s car broke down for the third time this month, and the mechanics at jiffy lube said “we’re sorry this happened again” and apparently handed him a banana as some sort of consolation

"i paid two hundred fifty dollar for "sorry" and a banana" - my dad

"do you want this? i don’t want this banana" - my dad

ok i found the last img. we good

THAT’S ONLY 5 BUT YOU’RE STILL CUTE

i fucked up

got tagged in six selfies thing by kainypoo <:

idk how many people you’re supposed to tag, i’ll just do 4

galacticenkidulgaa strangerized shawyan kamenriderkuuga hop on it, boys

punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM

NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

I want c9 to win too, poor sing sing.

wrong game, buddy